Tasteless joke for today. (Very bad)

So, a woman’s in the hospital giving birth. She spends a couple hours in labor and out pops a baby boy. Immediately, the doctor cuts the umbilical cord, holds the connected end, and begins to swing the baby around his head in a big circle. He slings the baby against the wall, picks it up, and throws it out the window. Of course, the mother is hysterical. “What are you doing?! Oh my God!?, etc…” The doctor catches his breath, looks at the mother, and says with a big smile, “April fools! It was stillborn!”

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